Smoking Cigars Like Men but Enjoying Them Like Women (excerpt, Continent of Ruby)



We sat in a cigar bar in Ybor City in Tampa with mostly male patrons. The bar, reminiscent of hang-out on tropical island with its scratched wood chairs, old tables, vine-painted walls, and bolero-playing piano, was where men enjoyed a mutually enjoyable pastime, as evidenced by the constant exhaling of sweet earthy smoke towards the ceiling. Like my friend Amara, they appreciated the power of doing as you pleased, when you pleased. But Amara also knew that the trick to being in a man’s world was to be grounded and graceful in your own world so that your actions were never open to debate or discussion, and her actions that day were as natural as any of the other patrons, as I gathered from the men who gave her fleeting, approving glances before returning their focus to the pleasure of their own smokes.
She gave me a master class in how to smoke a cigar like a man but enjoy it like a woman. Retrieving from her messenger bag all the accoutrements needed for storing and preparing a smoke, she focused only on what she was doing with the careful dexterity of a paleontologist on a dig rich with findings, removing her sterling silver lighter, French cigar cutter, and Davidoff Classic #2 cigars, with the white label and gold stenciling. We were to go deep into our experience and relate it to the five senses, with sensual and spiritual edginess. “Do you see what I am doing?” she asked as she held up the cigar up for inspection, taking a whiff from its smooth, light brown body, as if the place didn’t already reek of tobacco, as if there was a more intimate scent to be gleaned from a smoke she promised would have a clean aftertaste. “If you want to know anything about the earth and soil, you ask the men who harvest, roll, and age these things,” she said, holding up her stogie for further inspection and admiration.” She reminded me of an elegant Victorian man, dressed in black tails and fussing as he lit up and smoked in his parlor.
 She asked repeatedly if I was paying attention to what she was doing. I was required to learn and apply the rules of cutting and lighting, which seemed non-negotiable, leading me to believe that everyone in the bar put the same care and thoughtfulness into the process, but when I looked around, others were not as keen to follow any such ritual. Some men grabbed cigars from their back pockets or asked for matches from the bar’s attendant. Still others bit off the cigar’s head before spitting it out and lighting up.
“Now pay attention, and do as I do,” Amara said, cutting a small opening at the head of the cigar. Then she lit and puffed on her stogie, gently closed her eyes, titled her head slightly upward, and emitted a thread of voluptuous smoke from between her thin, glossy lips.
I was too nervous to follow suit: I cut too much from the opening and coughed when I inhaled. Her impatience was followed by a series of reprimands: “No.” “Like this.” “Here, let me do it.” I tried to act confidently, but the experience was too new, and beads of sweat collected on my forehead. I feared the men in the bar would laugh at me, but a quick glance their way proved they were too busy enjoying their own smokes to worry about mine. Really, I was too nervous to try on Amara’s sophistication, but I also knew that this was an invitation to not only learn how to handle a cigar but to venture into a world of my own doing, to see what it felt and looked like to try on the unconventional, unexpected, and surprising, and to claim it if I saw fit. After so many years of taking part in the shared mental, emotional, physical organism of married life, I was to find my way back to a New World and select, with care and conviction, all the parts needed to live an authentic life.  
“Where did you learn to smoke?” I asked, trying to detract her attention from my fumbling.
“I picked it up here and there,” she said while loosely dangling the cigar between the inner folds of her middle and index fingers. If Amara had one talent, it was to observe and mimic, which she could easily do, as when she imitated the foreign accents she heard on the streets. Mostly, she mimicked those she admired, which consisted of confident men whose grace was in their lack of self-consciousness.
When I looked at her again, she seemed far away, a woman possessed of a shamanic ability to leave the present at will. “Don’t forget,” she said, as if talking from a distant land. “Cut a clean, flat opening in the head of the cigar; light foot, puffing and slowly turning all sides towards flame; blow on foot, looking for ashy/red embers, a sign the stogie is fully lit; hold loosely beneath middle and index fingers and right beneath band of cigar; inhale; stop; hold smoke until aroma reaches roof of mouth and all five senses; exhale smoke slowly; enjoy the buzz! And don’t forget to appreciate the history of brand. Think about the wrapper, binders, origin of the tobacco leaves, and aesthetics of the band.”


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